Archive for January, 2010

A man’s life

God created the donkey and said to him.

“You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years.”

The donkey answered:

“I will be a donkey, but to live 50years is much. Give me only 20 years”
God granted his wish.

God created the dog and said to him:

“You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and
you will live 30years.
You will be a dog. “

The dog answered:

“Sir, to live 30years is too much,give me only 15 years.
” God granted his wish.>

God created the monkey

and said to him:
“You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.
You will be amusing and you will live
20 years. “

The monkey

answered:
“To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10years.”
God granted his wish.

Finally God created man… and said to him:

“You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals.
You will dominate the world and you will live 20years.”

Man responded:

“Sir, I will be a man but to live only
20 years is very little,
give me the 30years that the donkey refused,
the 15years that the dog did not want and
the 10years the monkey refused.
” God granted man’s wish

And since then, man lives

20years as a man ,

marries and spends

30 years like a donkey,

working and carrying all the burdens on his back.

Then when his children are grown,

he lives 15years like a dog taking care of the house
and eating whatever is given to him,

so that when he is old,

he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

That’s Life.

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Good lessons from “3 idiots”… hoping it’s worth a read

Share1. Never Try To Be Successful
Success is the bye-product. Excellence always creates success. So, never run after the success, let it happen automatically in the life.
2. Freedom To Life
Don’t die before actual death. Live every moment to the fullest as you are going to
die today night. Life is gifted to humankind to live, live & [...]

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A prayer keeps the devil away

ShareGood Day Brothers and Sisters,
There is a story of about a sea captain who in his retirement skippered a boat
taking day-trippers to Shetland Islands. On one trip, the boat was full of young
people.
They laughed at the old captain when they saw him say a prayer
before sailing out, because the day was fine and the [...]

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Principles of Life

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Winning isn’t everything but wanting to win is.
You would achieve more, if you don’t mind who gets the credit
When everything else is lost, the future still remains.
Don’t fight too much or the enemy will know your art of war.
The only job you start at the top is when you dig a grave.
If you don’t [...]

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Get age from birth date

ShareA PHP function to calculate the age of a person by passing in their birth date in standard format.

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Multiple columns with WP’s: wp_post_page()

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Creating a multi-column list from Wordpress’ default function (wp_post_page()) is a pain.
I was tasked to create a multi-column list and realized there wasn’t a simple argument to do so.
With that said, I have to create a code which should do the job…and it does the job so well.

/////// Configure this part for the number of [...]

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Site will be relaunched soon…

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Site is currently reconstruction. Will relaunch sometime this week with a new design, and much better feature plus updated contents and tutorials…
Working for both the new design, and enjoying my first few days of being a father ^_^
Oh, the revamp is one of my goal to fix myself for my daughter…and that includes fixing my [...]

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